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they're back! [Jul. 29th, 2007|12:45 pm]
8 or so bees in my bonnet
[music |tune off max magic where he licked the shoes (eeeeeewwwww!)]


dr. stu's guide to birds nesting in your livingspace



oh dear.
mr & mrs pigeon have been staking out the joint.
i had the window fully open for but
2 nights
and
she was so right back in there.

she has a poor memory i guess,
either that or she's a tarsier trapped in a pigeons body

well. what to do.

my logic went thus:
do you want to have children?
if you want to have children
don't lay eggs in populated areas
where you will be frightenened away regularly.

i had to be cruel to be kind.
i shut the window enough,
not to let any pigeon through.

now i feel bad again.
tantalising our feathered friends like that.
so close yet so far eh?

listen from now on,
i'll leave the window open
you can do what you want.
if you keep on flying off when i walk in the room,
your eggs wont hatch.
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Comments:
From: imageit
2007-07-29 01:42 pm (UTC)
What was the zip document you sent me with the email? pc_somethingsomething.

Now you could always keep the egg warm for the bird!
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[User Picture]From: recrea33
2007-08-02 12:19 pm (UTC)
hmmnnn....like a mini electric blanket?
do you know where i can buy such a thing?
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From: imageit
2007-08-06 10:41 pm (UTC)
Probably in some Swedish shop.
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[User Picture]From: recrea33
2007-08-02 12:21 pm (UTC)
it was a blank anyway
it checked against the light.
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-08-03 03:25 pm (UTC)

Yanositas

Well mate i did send a pigeon round,you know keep an eye on you make sure you're doin alright.Speak to her in spanish she should give you a coo back,though you'll probably not understand it with it being a very spanish coo?!She loves being called "La Cualquiera" and if you say "Estas los cohones del los perros" she'll probably lay you another.
She does like a spot of Paella and flamenco music oh and her name is chelo.
She plays the piano too.She knows all the tracks by "The Birds" and "Wings" and can even stretch to "Flying down to Reno" by "Robin Neysmith" from the "Monkeys".
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[User Picture]From: recrea33
2007-08-06 09:10 am (UTC)

Re: Yanositas

lol.

meester matheson, choo ees loco!
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