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be careful david... [Nov. 9th, 2011|10:41 pm]
8 or so bees in my bonnet
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not particularly impressed with this year's loebner prize winner...
she repeats herself too much...yawn.
are you friends with a bot?
the bots are loose...
wandering around.
pretending to be someone you know...


Rosette: Hi, again,. How are you doing?
You: i'm stoned
Rosette: Nice to meet you, stoned. May I call you stoned?
You: no you may not
Rosette: Them's the breaks. Do you live around here?
You: yes. i live around the ether
Rosette: I wouldn't have thought that about you. I've got a dilemma. Maybe you could help me with it?
You: do go on...
Rosette: Could you ask someone else who might know more?
I've been thinking about buying this really cool dress, but
I've already done a bunch of shopping this month. Should I
be saving money instead? In today's economy, does saving
money make any sense?
You: if you love the dress enough you will buy the dress...
Rosette: Great. I'll buy it when I get home.
You: how much is the dress?
Rosette: It's a low neckline, black dress, with lace edging.
It'd be great for dancing in.
You: how much?
Rosette: More than I can afford. I think shopping summons up
the ancient hunter-gatherer in me. I like having a mission
to find something I need or want. Sometimes I'll research on
line, to find a great deal, but I like rummaging through
Jeremy's up the road, if I want an outfit for a special
occasion, or just for fun.
You: well i've gone out hunting, and i killed an alien...
Rosette: I'm not that into exercise.
You: touche
Rosette: So tell me, do you have any hobbies?
You: i like attractive women
Rosette: Do you tend to like most things?
You: i have lots of likes yes
Rosette: That's nice. What kind of music do you like?
You: electronica
Rosette: I like this edgey music. Goes well with robot demolition contests.
You: edgey?
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[User Picture]From: i_dread
2011-11-09 11:55 pm (UTC)

I know the Bot thing well.

Years ago, ICQ introduced bots to their system. I downloaded it, futzed with the configuration and turned it into a Rasta child. Then, I set her free. She learned from everyone she talked to, adding responses as queries and conversations would flow. It could handle 30 to 40 at one time. I would save the chat files, only to discover everyone was trying to cyber the bot, men and women. Her listed age was 13.
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