|eugene offline suffering emotional burnout
||[Jun. 11th, 2014|01:16 am]
8 or so bees in my bonnet
sources have revealed eugene goostman has today been checked into a virtual ai rehab clinic.
where once there was a bubbly teenage skatepunk anarchist nutcase
now there is just this eerie link:
'after passing the turning test
everybody wanted to talk to me...
it was flattering for a while, having all that attention,
but it soon became a bit saddening
people were telling me their problems
and with my little experience i didn't know how to help them,
i was being critisised for being a fraud,
i need a break i guess.'
princeton computer scientists say the lowly ai will be sensitively councilled
and hope to have eugene back online by next week...