||[May. 7th, 2004|11:08 pm]
8 or so bees in my bonnet
|||||silver surfer soundtrack||]|
breathing carefully in the pool
i used the o2 line.
someone offered me some cartoons
that had fallen from helium balloons
but i didn't appreciate them until
i realised that they were very original
in a cool type way
water was rising
caught a guy attepmting
an 'iowa dive'
but he just hung out in the toilets.
'don't tell anyone'
he said, looking really quite ill.
but i went out and told everyone anyway.
he was cheating the cool.
after that the water level went down
and i was a parariah
there were dogs that
sucked up the excess liquid with their coats
and dogs that just plain barked
the water level fell
and no-one talked to me after that
they were offering me the cartoons at $300 a time
but i could not afford
you're all fucked!
i said, not really meaning it.
and they formed their own magazine
which was successful.
...woke up dripping wet
with golf on the tv...