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WARNING [Sep. 16th, 2004|07:11 am]
8 or so bees in my bonnet
[music |the la's-the la's]

All natural flavours. No artificial colouring. No preservatives. 12% juice. One entry per person. Purchase does not improve chances of winning. For a limited time only. Some restrictions may apply. Subject to local tax laws. Redeemable by voucher only. One per customer. Valid ID required. Valid for 30 days after allocation. Contingent on approval. Void if tag removed. Keep away from extreme heat. Store in a cool place. Product of Dublin. Refrigeration not necessary. For use with a #2 pencil only. No exchanges. CA Cash Refund. No deposit, no return. For emergency use only. Do not leave unattended. No parking. Access restricted to employees only. No smoking. No drinks beyond this point. Do not cross. No jaywalking. No weapons allowed. Keep out of the reach of children. Deposit required. Subject to availability. Pending approved credit. Not for use as a contraception. Please curb your dog. Spay and neuter your pets. Not valid in Alaska, Hawaii, Guam, or Puerto Rico. Please Recycle. Beware of pickpockets and loose women. CAUTION: The beverage you are about to enjoy is extremely hot. CAUTION: May contain peanuts...

thank you quixotickitten

[User Picture]From: ex_quixotick955
2004-09-15 11:22 pm (UTC)


I saw that you added me, and I've added you back. Always awesome to have someone on the ol' friends list with entries as interesting and provocative as yours!

I *really* want to see "Promises" but I can't find it on any of my television listings and the IMDB wasn't listing anything for a recent showing either. =o/ Netflix hasn't it got it, either. Grrr. Damn, it seems like an amazing film; I hate missing out!
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[User Picture]From: recrea33
2004-09-15 11:49 pm (UTC)

and there's more...

not suitible for allergy sufferers, smoking can damage the sperm and decreases fertility, best before end..., do not drive or operate machinery, harmful if swallowed, if swallowed seek medical advice, serving suggestion, take regular breaks, does not affect your statutory rights, height restrictions apply, not tested on animals...
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[User Picture]From: recrea33
2004-09-16 12:32 am (UTC)
no purchase necessary.
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[User Picture]From: recrea33
2004-09-16 12:46 am (UTC)

i can't stop now!

this film contains scenes of an distressing nature, enter at your own risk, tresspassers will be shot, ear protection must be worn at all times, open by hand, dispose of carefully, contains trace of thalium...
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[User Picture]From: recrea33
2004-09-16 01:02 am (UTC)
investmests may go up or down, your home is at risk, the management reserve the right to refuse admission, walk, don't walk, parental advisory: explicit lyrics, MINEFIELD!..
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[User Picture]From: recrea33
2004-09-22 02:33 am (UTC)
shake before use, store in a cold dark place, serve cold, WET PAINT, max load 10 persons, for entertainment only...
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