|the dream in which i didn't go on
||[Dec. 18th, 2004|03:21 pm]
8 or so bees in my bonnet
i was on the dave letterman show last night;
my look was,
ninja onion seller...
nicole kidman was on before me
'she's such a nice girl'
(...beyonce was after me.
she took the picture of me. woot!)
so i was panicking slightly
how do you follow that kinda thing?
so i went to the toilet
dave's researcher followed me
into the toilet
she was saying that there was only 20 seconds to go
and that i was being highly unprofessional
maybe, if you get the fuck out of my face
maybe we can do the gig!