|teffdog on a roll
||[May. 31st, 2005|10:47 pm]
8 or so bees in my bonnet
Start of TeffDogg buffer: Tue May 31 20:30:54 2005
[18:33] recrea333: fact of the day: men are 4 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women
[18:34] recrea333: i shit you not
[18:34] TeffDogg: Men do stupid things all day long.
[18:35] recrea333: lol
[18:35] recrea333: like wear pointy metal hats...
[18:35] recrea333: can't be sensible
[18:35] TeffDogg: I used to have a job where I got payed $12/hr to go up on the roof of an auditorium durning thunderstorms and attach large metal covers to the tops of the air vents so the rain wouldn't get it.
[18:35] TeffDogg: It was a rush.
[18:36] TeffDogg: But if I take off my metal hat then the government will read my mind...... THERE IS NO WAY TO WIN!
[18:37] recrea333: lol
[18:38] recrea333: the voices! the voices!
[18:38] TeffDogg: I think a lot of people get struck by lightening while playing golf too.
[18:38] TeffDogg: A sport purposefully designed to be much more difficult for people with boobs.
[18:39] TeffDogg: Serves them right to get lightninged.
[18:39] TeffDogg: Jerks.
[18:39] recrea333: lol
[18:40] recrea333: there's a stand up comic routine in there somewhere
[18:40] TeffDogg: Some kind of prop-comedy with a frankenstien-style high voltage generator.
[18:41] recrea333: you enter by being reanimated! brilliant!
[18:42] TeffDogg: "I just flew in from the afterlife... and boy are my arms tired!"
[18:42] recrea333: lmao
[18:44] recrea333: it's great to see you all tonight. with someone else's eyes. oooh my stiches are itching
[18:44] TeffDogg: Hahahah.
[18:46] recrea333: and why the enormous forehead? as if having a bolt through my neck wasn't enough
[18:46] recrea333: already
[18:48] recrea333: funny thing happen to me on the way to the audatorium tonight. i was chased by about hundred greenwich villagers with pitchforks...
[18:49] recrea333: stop the evil! they were shouting
[18:49] TeffDogg: Hahah.
[18:49] TeffDogg: I know my act is pretty bad, but evil? Come on!
[18:49] recrea333: nice one!
[18:52] recrea333: but seriously, reanimation is no joke, ask walt disney's head...