|show me the monkey
||[May. 10th, 2006|08:08 am]
8 or so bees in my bonnet
greetings unusual random tesselating metamorphic geologist searches logic sedimentary crystalline causeway pirate memory!...
(masks must be worn at all times) welcome to,
with that ever so sarcastic,
devil may care attitude of yours.
we could leave you stuck, waving on a sandbank
glad for the worms;
sporting your 'drowning is not an option' badge...
exploiting the tidal reaches and being a strong cross channel swimmer.
which is about the best thing about helicopters.
so if those rescues
were to be nationalised (i don't pay my taxes),
my helicpoter tutor
who taught me to hover
advised me to 'be gentle.'
i blabber something inconsequential into my headset.
'pull back gently on the collective,'
'flying a helicopter is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...'
we landed safely in blackpool eighteen minutes later.