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hilary clinton cut my hair [Jun. 25th, 2007|02:22 pm]
8 or so bees in my bonnet
[music |lcd soundsystem - disco infiltrator]

fixed up the trawler
barefoot waterskiing behind it so i could admire my handiwork
down a narrow muddy canal to get to open sea
pulled myself along the rope so i could get on.
it was smaller than i expected and the bottom half of the boat sank
but the top half kept on floating

there was a party in the top half
and people were ignoring me
but i managed to score a glass of dry white wine

the japanese motivational speaker
offered me his services:
he wrote it on the blackboard
'that's a little expensive' i said
which destroyed his confidence
and he went on a bit of a japanese bender

this occurence also did not endear me to the party,
so i got my coat
and floated back to the beach.


on an oilrig that was due for demolition
slid down the sandpaper ramps in my special slippery suit
watching a vid of and oil rig collapse
on the 48" widescreen in the lounge
the concrete based was crumbled by a tsunami
which moved one leg 36ft from its base
this probably ain't the thing to be watching right now eh?
i said to my shipmates
a girl with the thickest geordie accent i every heard
said something about things washed up from that wreck on her beach
i love beachcombing too i said

we had to evauate the rig
me and another guy were in a flimsy liferaft
that we were trying to paddle by bouncing up and down on it alternately


hilary clinton cut my hair
and made me a light dinner
that contained corn and beans
i looked at the tattoo on my arm
it was a map reference
so i took a geological sample
the soil was clay
which i put in my box
'i may need this later'
i thought...