|bear grylls: born idiot
||[Sep. 9th, 2016|07:25 pm]
8 or so bees in my bonnet
oh my lord there's a massive banner on the church
bear (or ed to his friends) grylls does the alpha course.
...it all makes more sense now,
all that biting the heads off random animals
and putting himself
(and now others)
in ridiculous peril...
it's hard to tell from this video
whether he's talking about the bible
or the worst case survival handbook...
'you don't want to mess with this guy',
he says messing with that guy.
but i can see why the ladies like him.
it's not like he doesn't have the occasional good tip.
but jumping off a cliff doesn't seem to be one of them...
i don't know why i have such vitriol for this guy,
maybe i'm just jealous
i guess he drinks vitriol for breakfast...